jon-5

2008-11-05T08:45:00.000-08:00

WADSUP!!!

havnt been updating 4 a long tym so....
Im back with a hell lotta shit to blog about!!!
too much shit that i cant hold it within...
so i SHITTED ON MYSELF!!!

ok updates....
Ive got a job workin part tym u might be able 2 see me on the 3rd floor of rafflescity nearly everydae...

N lvls ovr..
i shuld be able to do well...
n go upta sec 5
ALL GLORY TO JESUS!!!!!
haha now u see this blog is not all about Jon's world only eh!?;D

aite lets move on
hahaha damn it cant wait 4 this friday man!!!
goin to padang!!
4 sum game thing
n WHolie SHEIT!!!
FIONA XIE will be there man!!!
haha its gonna be a hell of a tym mwan...
the muttons wil be there 2!!

n there so many of new bloggers these daes man...
Haha lyk to say hi to proyboy..
Bob,
even eddie has hes own blog!!!!!
haha good job man...
U guys Rock
haha but wadeva it is,
Im still the best at it..
no1 could pull it off lyk i do!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
just kiddin!

aite blog till here
i know u all cant resist those sizzling hot photos
but too bad no photos 2dae..
catch up with yall guys next tym...

Jon5

2008-09-20T23:22:00.000-07:00

DAMN!!

N lvls in 8 days time!!!

pray i could pass all my other test man...

hah last week i was damn sway....
kenna HSA, caught smokn in school toilet...
pray i wont kenna fine!!

last week,
we played with fire at the hill!
quite fun...
dont asked bout my hair...
got force to cut this crappy hairstyle...
damn....

haha gotta mug alrdy ciaos.
cant blog much these few days...
continue aftr my Ns aite!?
ciaos

Jon5

2008-09-11T05:51:00.000-07:00

YO!!!

wahhh this post i dedicated to JESUS!!!

why!?

cause i nearly got caught for possession of rocos!!!

ok damn it amy n fuckme asked me to run outta school
so i thought about it...
n being a dim-witted, i agreed n DAMN!!
we got caught
i have a lighter in my boxer n a pack of rocos in my bag
on my way to the office,
i prayed...
if i survived this incident, ill blog out n THANK GOD!!!
n not so surprisingly, it came true!!
so.....
THANK YOU JESUS!!!
it was a real close call man...
im nvr gonna try any of these kindda stoopid stunts every again...

haha ok these few days im fuckin down of blessings man...
i think its because i slept in services
ystd got caught for chabot-ing school..
n 2day THIS!
gotta repent n seek forgiveness!!!
haha

N lvls coming up man...
gotta mug hard, drink more bacardi, smoke and pray!!!

haha blog till here then

ciaos,
Jon5

2008-09-07T03:53:00.000-07:00

Whatsup!?

didnt post much cause last week was Ns...
haha next test's in 2 weeks time
gotta fuckin mugg lyk siao!!

haha aite ystd was bible quiz...obviously we screwed it up..
aftr the outdoor segment, i was slpin in the canteen
and damn....someone took a pic of me!!!
haahaha

2dae went to church,
the service was good...
slept thru out the whole service!xP

haha n guess what!!!???
I've GOT A FAN!!!

he kindda lyk my song...
this is hes reply to my vid
check it out...

haha ok post till here then

checkin' out
Jon5

2008-08-30T07:02:00.000-07:00

Li Jia Wei
Shrek!!

ZOMBIE!!!
Yao ming 1

shaquille o'neal
cecilia cheung
BIGFOOT!!!! Kumar

natpolian dynamite
FAT JOE!!!

Bruce Wyane

britney spears

Wang Wang
Scarecrow!!
Yao Ming 2

Jay chou
Black shrek!!!

Yao Ming 3

YO!!!

its been a long time since i last blog....
prelims comin upp man...
gotta study...soo blog less

haha ok

THURS

nothing much went to school
charity bazaar
I, Pete and Jerrald
took hell lotta photos with randoms peeps, givin them random celebs names,
haha it was lame but funny man...

FRI
went to school
teachers day,
damn borin day man....

2DAE
caleb hse studyyyy

aite, im gonna post up another vid soon
Denzel n me
we covered Im yours by jason mraz
kindda cool i added a solo at the start!!
U know whats the best part!??
I composed the solo man!!!!!!!!

and 1 more thing....
I WANNA GO FOR AVRIL'S CONCERT!!!!!!!!!!
she rocks my socks man!!!
haha but kindda wasted i,
i havta mug for the fuckin Ns
haha pray for me man...
hope i win the mtv swag contest for avrils concert!!!

haha
ok ill blog till here
last but not least,
ciaos with a Kanye Smile!
Checkin' out
Jon5

2008-08-15T08:07:00.000-07:00

Check it!

haha this video was taken a few days ago...
I n pete covered remembering sunday by all time low
although the vid freqency of the recording is a little crappin and we screwed up alittle
its kindda cool
but u gotta watch the whole video cause i only sang at the last part!!
wooahhh i love the part where i come in!!!
WAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
so pause the song in my blog
and watch tis vid!!
u might have to higher the level of ur volume thou...

n axelle wanted me to compare his photo with something or someone so i did....

I COMPARED IT WITH A MUSHROOM!!!!
kindda look alike uh!?

no laa...i was just jokin,
he wanted to be put beside miyavi...

haha not bad la..
the sunglasses and piercing make him look kindda like miyavi man...
look at how miyavi point the middle finger and imagine how jx point
IT'S THE SAME!!!!!!

ken n me.

dont be sad k bro?
i know how ur feelin now
i felt it before too!!!!
n know that ill always be here for u aite!?
so cheer up n SMILE !!!!!

ok blog till here 2day
credits to irene for helpin with the video
n zhiqi for findin the photos to match axelle...
takecare n ciaos!

BYE!
Jon5

2008-08-12T22:38:00.000-07:00

YO!!

thats bob n me
yeah he'll broke his leg 1 month ago
due to being ovr excited
but Thank God he'll be coming back to school 2mro man!!!

aite im rottin at home now,
did not went to school 2day man...
there shuld be study parade latr

ok whats goin on now,
i was rottin to the core n i was damn bored
I tried to find ways to excite myself
n i found 1 awesome way
this's gonna be damn funny
its not meant to be an insult to those who are involve in it ok?
sry guys if any1 of u feels insulted or whatsoever
Its just coincident that ur faces matches those below

so here we go...

CHECKIT!!
im gonna put up the chart for the most look alike faces in 18th coy

the 5th placing goes to...

MARION x MR TOMAS
because of marions significant goatee,
he look alot lyk mr tomas!!

ok now the 4th placing....
JAREN X GOLDFISH
jarens big outstandin eyes which makes him look alot lyk a goldfish
lands him in the 4th spot
well done jaren

and now the 3rd....

HIPPO x TIM
the hippo tim, check out the face position and the similar frown which lands tim at the 3rd place
in this chart.

the 2nd placing goes to...
SAMUEL X HAMSTER
samuel's cute stare and big big eyes, land him in the 2nd placin
awww so cuteee!!!

and Last but not least, the 1st placin goes to....

URANG UTAN X ?
for me to know and you to find out! ;)

ok thats the end of the most look alike charts
but i still have a special treat for all of u!!!

The FAB DUDE X BLACK BEAR
fabians fierce n outstandin attitude makes him not only look but behaves alot lyk a black bear!!!

ok n to be fair,
ill put up a look alike pic of me also k?

i cant find any specific animal that looks like me..
but i did find someone who does...

EDISON CHEN!!!

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!!
ok i know its lame n not fair!!!
but i dont care!!

haha ok its the end of my post man...
and lastly
if any1 of u feels insulted or what
SRY DUDES!!!
takecare n ciaos

checkin' out
Jon5

2008-08-11T07:25:00.000-07:00

HELLO!

damn it... 2mro theres school man....
think about it, prelims next week!!

shiett...n i havnt work up on my maths yet!!!
i gotta pull up my underpants alrdy laa....gotta study!!!
2mro onwards CALEB HSE EVERYDAY!!!!

yea, 2day was quite fun
played batminton in the hot stuffy chongpang cc
damn it, i nearly suffered hear stroke laa...
fuck man...
but it was still fun!!!

ok, heres something sick...

human x dogs!!

Shit imagine a dog fuckin a human!!!
haha its as sick as imaginating
Tim n cindy on bed!!
FUCKKK!!!!
Stop imaginating....

n to get things clear,
Tim did NOT went to bed with Cindy
Im just askin yall to imagine how sick it would be seeing that happen!!
dont get the wrong idea aite!?

ok this a lame 1...HAHA!

U know whats more sick than what u saw above...

I PRESENT YOU..... MR TOMAS!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Compare the similarity!!!

HE "IS" MR TOMAS!!!
HAHAHAAHA!!!

Oya btw that guy above, is marion. He's my bassist!

ok end off this post with some more pics of the FOP day aite!?

checkin' out
MR TOMAS!!!

HAHA
NOT!

ok this time seriously...
BYE!

Chill out,
Jon5

2008-08-10T09:19:00.000-07:00

YO!!!!!

Saturday

HAPPY BELATED NATIONAL DAY!!!

The only good thing bout national is...
MOE give us a day off school!!!

thats the only reason why i could be here bloggin 2nite...
if not ill be in my bed by now!

ok on sat, i did nothing much, went to fabs hse n played ps3...

Sunday

haha, my sunday was devoted to God and suntec...LOL!
i spend my whole day in suntec,
just waiting to eat dinner with my family at night...

haha gonna slp soon man...

2mro gotta to catch a movie
either mummy or money no enough

nth much to post 2day man...
so mayb ill post up some photos 2mro!!!

aite im ciao-in now

checkin out
Jon5

2008-08-06T05:32:00.000-07:00

testing testing...

hahaha yea babe!!!
New blog skin!!!
no choice la....accidently ruin my previous blogskin n lost the html code
so...
i decided to change the skin n i see, it is good!!!
LOL!!!

i love the part where i can put my own headin(jon5)!!!
WOOOHOOO!!!
posted up an old old old photo just for testin

haha aite 2day went to school no rocos
so gotta thank my bro axelle for saving my day man!!!

haha n check out kenny face, so cute!!!
LOL!

n damn it i still cant get back the headphone n psp for pete
masterplan the 3rd was a failure...but it was so close!!!
nvm God will help me man.....
now im plannin masterplan the 4th
mayb use auntie linda!!!
LOL!!!

n hurray!!! my bro is finally back from sec 3 camp...
the last few days was borin without him ard...

but shietttt...my dog(oreo)is setting off 2mro man...
damn sad...
cant live without it...
i think kenny's gonna be damn sad too...

nvm ill compose a song for it n post it up here soon aite!?
haha SS 2day was quite cock, but i think i can pass...
gotta study my other subjects for the comin tests
if not die.

aite this is the end of 2days post
I'll be back!!!

Jon5

Im feelin so down man,
cause....
KENNY DIDNT MISSED ME!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

2008-08-05T07:15:00.000-07:00

front

side back
n its on my head...HAHA!!

MONDAY

nvr go school

aftr that went to collect my subcrew x brainchild cap
checkit out!
then went to study at calebs house

2day

went to caleb hse to study again

2mros prelims social studies man
gotta at less get a pass

damn du lan...2mros prelims n still gotta survive the normal lessons aftr that...
gotta take fuckin clb exam in sengkang somemore!!!

yea, i was watchin mtv asia awards just now
Leona lewis voice is damn zai, can bring u to heaven sia
n shes quite hot too!!!
hahaha

aite, ill stop here for i need to study before i sleep
so CIAOS!

Jon5

2008-08-03T05:55:00.000-07:00

MORE PHOTOS OF YSTD!!!

stay bless!
Jon5

Fop

2008-08-02T10:47:00.000-07:00

WADSUPP!!!

Its been a week since i last post man....
MISS MEEE!!!!!!!!!????????

haha ok, the week went quite well for me,
except the fact that i still must get back the psp n headphones for peter
before he starts kau bei-ing!!!!!!!

yea 2day went for FOP(festival of praise)
It was fun lyk hell man....
the praise n worship was average, expected more, but the chill out was shiok!!!

this mornin got pang seh!! by JESSE HO HO HO!!!
DAMN DU LAN!!!
but im not angry la.... so chill pills aite!?

aftr FOP,
We went to KFC to eat eat eat
then took some photos n slack!!!

Aite here are the photos,
me n ken

act cute!

ACTION!!!

Proy's turn, ACTION!!!

Group shots!

slack till we lost track of fuckin time,
it was 12 when we realise it was late
then we tried findin for a bus at the fuckedup place(kallang)
couldnt find a crap so we ran back to mrt station...n guess wad!???
FUCK!! it was close!!!!!!!!!
we were all worried and i was thinkin
"FUCK, NO MORE FOP, NO MORE LATE NIGHT OUTINGS AND IM BLOODY HELL GONNA BE GROUNDED FOR LIFE THIS TYM!!!" but
THANK GOD for tim n i dont know where he got hes negotiation skills,
he manage to get 2 cab drivers to get us back to yishun

Wow i didnt know such kind souls still exists man...
the 1st cab driver especially,he not only agree to drive us back with just 17 bucks, he also help us ask the other cab driver who was reluctant to get us back at first...
n when i ask him if he wants smoke,
he said he already got a pack for himself,
really thank God for such a blessin, man........

ok, im damn tired, its alrdy 210 am
n im gonna swee jiao!!!

but

before i go,
i gotta thank Zhiqi for makin me look 'handsome-r' in that pic at her blog
n
im gonna congratulate xiao wei n xin ling!!
Ur dreams finally come true man...
THANK ME UH!!???
IM UR GOD N SAVIOR NOW!!!!!!
WAKAKAKAKAKA!!!!
jk la ah nei....
last long with her uh!?

ciaos,
Jon5

2008-07-27T03:57:00.000-07:00

ernest, me n daniel
face of constipation!

Group shot!

Fab, why so serious?

YO!!!

i wanted to blog ystd man...but i was too lazy so

here i am blogging 2day!

aite ystd what happend?
went for ice skating with alot of ppl, too many so lazy name all....
we took some photos, it was fun...
aftr skating we went for supper then went home....

haha n i hope 2mro everything will be alright,
i ran away from school on thurs n didnt went school on friday
i dont know how deep's the shit im in...
but all i know is Jesus will help me get outta it scott free!!!

n yea aftr all the efforts, u finally take up the courage man!!!
"somehow i fell into you" all the way la brother X!!!!
tats the way man, u got my support always aite!?
n if u got her, get me a drink uh!!!!???

aite, im bouncing off now

checkin' out
Jon-5

dicK~!

2008-07-23T07:14:00.000-07:00

YO!
Todays mood: down down down
(the reason for puttin my mood up, i saw ppl doin it...just follow for fun!)
monday
racial harmony day, took some photos

tuesday
nth much only took those photos during study parade...
haha Jesse finally came 4 study parade aftr so long!!!
Asshole dont pang seh us on Sunday again arh!?
or else choose fred or george?

2day
ok what happend in school 2day, nearly whack an asshole, cant believe he got away just lyk dat*
nvm there will always be a better day man....someday

then aftr school went dwn to northview to 2 help afiq with the prob....
then went 4 fuckedup clb....

Aite heres my promise, if anybody dare to make fun, insult or lay a finger on any of my close friends or brothers.....they'll meet fred, he(fred) dont care even if its a girl or what...just give only....MX COMBO!!!!

ok i dont bear grudge aint i just post what ever goin thru my mind....
so no hard feelins if u see this aint!? U know who u are

checkit, i downloaded this is our god album, so if any1 wans the song just look me up aite?
review on the album: Rock my Socks

haha finally, aftr so long, i read my daily bread!!!
Im gonna put all my hope in the lord man...
I pled his blood on my sio-ing habit...
So soon, ill quit this habit n break my chains!!!!!!

checkin' out
Jon-5

I dont know why
but i cant get u outta my head...

2008-07-20T06:31:00.000-07:00

Wadsup!!!
wad happend 2day...woke up early went 2 church with fab, jesse, xiaowei, kenny, nic, sob, tim

aftr church went 2 bras basah 2 see guitars, then went 2 watch the dark knight with fab, xiao wei n nic.
u gotta catch it man...the movie is damn nice....

Ok this the part where my balls really shoot up 2 my stomach, aftr the show, we was walkin bck to 200+ thn i was thinkin to smoke....suddenly, i see 1 police car infront of me...thn the police ask us to go there, they screen our ic's n all...really Thank God they nvr check my pockets....i got a pack of rocos the best part its contrabands.....my balls shoot up into my throat man......Really Thank God!!!!

aite ill write till here 4 2day,
have school 2mro, racial harmony shit....
ciaos

checkin' out
Jon-5

celebrating friday!

2008-07-17T04:39:00.000-07:00

Yea Babe!!! 2daes thurs u know wad that means....2mros FRIDAY!!!

wads dere to be happi about? fridays the last day of school n the start of the weekends!!!!
which means, longer slp, can go out more n can go church on sunday!!!

aite wad i did 2dae....skipped school again, pete came my hse, sio, sio n sio
aftr school periods ovr, i n pete meet up with brandon9(xiao wei), david, proy3, willie4, kenny1, robert8(uncle bull) n nicky7(ma bro).
We played blck catchin man... the best part is, i played it with my broken toe....
haha ovrall it was damn fun....

Ive decided to re-write the lyrics 4 "nothing at all-ronan keating" into a christian version lyk hw new creation did it...so that i could use it as a worship song 4 parades n camps man...haha the reason y i nvr use the ncc original lyrics, i cant find it!!!

haha aite i really hate those kindda twits who types lyk"what ishhh ueee doweein nowish" its fuckin sick... damn it! attention seekers chao chee bye..... haha damn random but true......

ok 2mros gonna be a long day 4 me man....
so im boucin outta here

checkin' out
Jon-5

It'll all get better in time...

dday

2008-07-15T08:02:00.000-07:00

ok checkit...
2dae i skipped school, pete 2...he came my hse early
the reason 4 skippin school....axelle said hes not goin school 2dae
then pussy juice.....he went 2 school, when i saw the sms 2 late i was alrdy late 4 school

aftr slackin, smokin n school periods ovr, i meet axelle 2 sio hoonkey 4 awhile
thn i went 2 town with xiao wei, pete, david, willie, uncle bull, shiquan here r some of the fotos we took...aftr tat came bck 4 study parade..

i hate ppl showin me attitude ovr nth...
u know it especially when the moods all happy, ur laugh ur dick off when some1 just come in acting lyk they know it all, lyk hes the king of the world....chao chee bye...but theres something tat can really make me more du lan, thats getting criticise or being called stoopid indirectly...

haha ok no insult but if u think im stoopid, jus look at urself in the mirror n tell me whichs better, being stoopid or being ugly? muahahahaaha! hws tis, im insultin u indirectly without u knowin it....see hw fun it is?
i know wad im doing man...u dont know, so shut up

ok thats bout it
my post 2day means no insult or anything
n its not indirectly shootin any1
jus statin the facts
n if u think its u,
dont think 2 much dude
takecare n ciaos.

Jon-5

that was when i rule the world...

Sunday sweet sunday!

2008-07-12T06:55:00.000-07:00

YO!

its sunday man...n its my moms bdae..so happy bday mom...although she'll nvr see tis, its still cool....

ok wad i did 2day.....woke up 7am went 2 church n slept in service....
aftr service went to catch red cliff with fab, proy, nic n xiao wei!!!
haha u gotta catch red cliff man...its fuckin nice, the fights scenes r solid, the storyline is damn nice....wont spoil a single bit of the movie so i wont say much bout it....
aftr the movie went to meet my parents 4 dinner...the food was fucking zai, eat until damn full...the funniest part was NIC!!! my younger brother, he eat until damn full then go outside 2 puke!!! damn funny....ya n the sweet wine was damn zai...

im cutting dwn on my sio-ing alrdy, dont wanna die young...
soon ill be smoke free!!!!
I realise something n wanna thank God 4 it....he really bless me with talents man i dont know why, but these few days ive been composin quite alot of songs, christian n none-christian....it all work out quite well...Praise the lord man...

aite 2mro deres school...finally im able to go school again!!!
so i gotta go slp early man....

checkin' out
Jon-5

Ur grace is my prove
Ur hands, they heal
Ur blood, it washes away my sins...

2008-07-11T09:24:00.001-07:00

Hey YO wadsup!!!

im back with my 3rd official post!

aite...wad happened 2dae...skip school, sio, sio, sio, visit bob, buffet....

ok heres a treat 4 all of ya 2dae....im postin my composed song here in my blog!!!
i composed it 2 weeks ago, i was thinkin of a song 2 compose 4 some1 n these melody just came in my mind man....dont mind the dressin 4 it was nt planned...
its called caught my eyes....its a love song(suppose 2 be)...the meanin, i dont really know man....but its still cool ive even added the lyrics to it....so turn ur volume higher, pause the cocky song in my blog and check it out!!!!!

caught my eyes-lyrics

everytime you give that cute smile girl u know
u make my heart melt
whenever i talk to u girl u should know
my whole world stops

cause u have caught my eyes baby girl
i cant figure out why
i wont deny girl that im
im in love with u

i wanna win ur heart girl cos you've
already won mine
as long as living gal u shuld know
ill be waiting for you

so now take my hands together we'll fly above
we'll watch the sunrise and sunset n u'll find
that my sky is yours

together we'll watch the sunrise n sunset girl n
u'll know that im yours.

hope u niggas lyk it!!
come back 4 more aite...i might be postin my other songs 2....
credits to fred n george, cos they was doing most of the playin.
n of cos credits to irene...she helped me with the video posting and all..

checkin' out
Jon-5

hope u lyk it cos its compose 4 u...

The Goatee

2008-07-10T03:55:00.000-07:00

DIGADY check urself before u rack urself!!!

aite...i woke up this mornin n e-mailed my fucking project to my home econ teacher.
thn i was bored, i was rottin in front of my com listenin to musics....it was thn when i realise and discover something extraordinary.....i hav goatee on my chin!!!! This discovery was shockin 2 me, i nvr knew i would have a goatee.....i suspect its bcos of the last few days of rottin that causes me to grow this goatee...

ok and my toe...it aint gettin better its still bleedin none stop lyk a punani
wahhh bua tahan..the whole of 2dae....i didnt get 2 sio...instead
i spend my whole day dwldin new songs to spice up my life!!!!
yea so if ur lookin 4 songs u can come up 2 me man...i have lots of it....

again...im goin to Thank God 4 his doin 2dae...although its another boring day...but look on the bright side man...im still alive!!!

ya n here r some random fotos which i think its needed....jus 2 make my blog look more lively.
so yea check it
tats all 4 2dae niggas...

checkin' out
Jon-5

I'll come back when u call me....

Day 1

2008-07-09T04:16:00.000-07:00

Ok....hw do i start....ya...
im jon5
welcome to my blog
2days my first day of bloggin
the only reason im startin this blog is bcos i broke my toe n im fuckin rotting at home, without Rocos!!!!
aite...wad happened 2day...
i woke up, n realise i was stuck at home.
i managed 2 get outta my hse n go 2 school 2 do my fuckedup home econ project....n im still in the process of doin it...
thank God 4 pete n tom(annoymous)...they save my life 2dae...pete shared with me half of hes precious roco, although its only half a stick, it was still respectable...n Tom thanks 4 the pack of roco...it really saved my life 2dae man...u know ur not gettin any bits of the remainin rite!?

I really wanna thank Jesus 4 the little things he done 4 me...lyk providing me with ciggs n helpin me with my school n all...I know the ciggs part sounds stoopid but its true...soon he'll help me to quit this habit 2...
oya n finally....credits to iman 4 helpin me with the blogskins n all...

checkin' out
Jon-5